9th Step: Oh joy [voice]

[favorthebold]

Having a plague, are we.

If any of you diseased lot as much as breathe near my house, I'll gut you and dump the corpse outside the walls, and let none say I don't give due warning.

Comments

[i-heart-hobos.livejournal.com]

Or do neither in the first place.

[favorthebold.livejournal.com]

Your pardon, doma, but there are things I don't intend to die of.

[i-heart-hobos.livejournal.com]

You can't DIE from a cold. If you're careful, you wouldn't even catch it.

[favorthebold.livejournal.com]

You've led a coddled life, I'd wager.

[i-heart-hobos.livejournal.com]

Sir, a cold's really not all that bad.

[favorthebold.livejournal.com]

Twenty-five thousand men, strong soldiers all, died of influenza in the last border war I fought in, and that among the Adalans alone. I daren't think how many victims Hyem had. That as for your 'cold'.

[i-heart-hobos.livejournal.com]

That's a way different case.

[favorthebold.livejournal.com]

Is it? This is more a badland than a thriving city full of clever physicians.

[i-heart-hobos.livejournal.com]

I mean, sure. Flu's and colds can develop into something really bad if you don't take care of yourself, I'm not arguing with that. But as long as we take care of it like we do in my world, we'll be okay. And we will. Don't worry about it, alright? And please stop threatening people?

[ooc: Strike's gone.]

lookit me I'm so evil.

[favorthebold.livejournal.com]

No. You go ahead and treat who you will, I will keep my house clean in whatever way I have to. It shouldn't hardly be such an effort for sick folk to just keep away, should it?

lookit me I'm so positive and whatnot. fffff this is gonna be fun

[i-heart-hobos.livejournal.com]

Fine, but trust me when I say you're not going to die if you're in the same room as someone with the sniffles.

[favorthebold.livejournal.com]

Not if I kill them first certainly.

[i-heart-hobos.livejournal.com]

...I meant without killing them, you're not going to die. Try it sometime.

[favorthebold.livejournal.com]

Deliberately? Mithra spare, not in this lifetime.